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I Caved… iPhone 5

I finally made the switch. ┬áMy DROID X, while valiant, has made it’s last call. It’s fired its last text. Never again will I stand confused after having taken a picture only to find the gallery says, “Picture not found”. Never again will my phone forget that my camera, or my microphone, exists. I shall put to rest the habit of taking off my case to cool my phone from seething temperatures whilst using GPS for extended periods of time. Never again will I have a phone bill over $100.

Never again will I wake up to math and noise. I shall laugh at the Galaxy Note 2 users that cannot reach the left edge of their screen whilst holding their phone in their right hand. I shall shed tears of shame as I become “just another phone in the crowd”.

This is the end of an era, and the beginning of a new age. This is the evening, that Paul Langdon switched to AT&T from Verizon and purchased an iPhone 5.

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